More Pressing Issues That Smokey the Bear Probably Should Have Warned Us About

Forest fires? Come on... nobody cares about forest fires anymore. Yeah, sucks for California, but I think Smokey should have taught the youth of America more valuable lessons.

-- Only you can prevent std's - wear a condom!
-- Only you can prevent your friend from wearing that hideous plaid shirt.
-- Only you can prevent emo kids from listening to Bright Eyes.
-- Only you can prevent your drunk friend from giving her number to the "super cute" cashier at Burger King.
-- Only you can prevent consumption of the toaster strudels in my fucking freezer.
-- Only you can prevent butt - put down the ice cream you fatty.

~Texass