Toasters Can Save the Sorry State of Our Foreign Relations
Do you know what are amazing? Toasters. I am really enamored of the toaster. I mean, look how goddamn happy it is!
It's our own Brave Little Toaster! What other appliance pops your bagel/bread/poptart/toaster strudel/checkbook out of it's head so enthusiastically? Coffee makers are just disrespectful and cheeky, taking their damn time making your coffee. Ovens make you do all the work. Microwaves always mess your shit up. The only other appliancy-things I liked were Mrs. Potts and Chip from Beauty and the Beast. But Chip was an obnoxious prick. So to sum up:
-Toasters are nice.
-They like to lightly heat up whatever you put in them and make it delicious. Even paper.
-You can draw faces on them.
-One time my toaster burned the plastic wrap around my bread (since they were next to each other) and melted it. It was pretty cool.
-You can throw toasters are people you don't like. Or people you do like.
Next week, the Universality and Entertainment Factor of Paper Clips.
Attractively,
Texass
It's our own Brave Little Toaster! What other appliance pops your bagel/bread/poptart/toaster strudel/checkbook out of it's head so enthusiastically? Coffee makers are just disrespectful and cheeky, taking their damn time making your coffee. Ovens make you do all the work. Microwaves always mess your shit up. The only other appliancy-things I liked were Mrs. Potts and Chip from Beauty and the Beast. But Chip was an obnoxious prick. So to sum up:-Toasters are nice.
-They like to lightly heat up whatever you put in them and make it delicious. Even paper.
-You can draw faces on them.
-One time my toaster burned the plastic wrap around my bread (since they were next to each other) and melted it. It was pretty cool.
-You can throw toasters are people you don't like. Or people you do like.
Next week, the Universality and Entertainment Factor of Paper Clips.
Attractively,
Texass
posted by nordicbitch and texass at 1:55 PM
3 Comments:
chip was not an obnoxious prick. and toasters suck a lot of balls because it's so hard to get shit out of them sometimes-I cant' count the number of times my pop-tart crumbles or collapses in the toaster and I have to deal iwth it. In sum, you are wrong.
Viva la toaster!
Best way to wash a toaster is to throw it in the bath with your ex-gf in it...
Kills 2 birds with one stone!
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