Not So Ferrety-licious

Just a quick update: I guess I got my wish... sort of. The ferret DIED. And not just died died, it fucking DIED. My suitemate was letting him roll around in his little ferret excercise ball, ON THE BALCONY. ON THE EIGHTH FLOOR. And uhh... turns out ferrets like to fly. We found him a few minutes later... deceased. Entrails everywhere. Just kidding, just his eyeballs popped out. Just kidding about that too. Sooo that's fuuun.

Lalala,
Texass