The Eternal Question
There are many reasons I dislike some freshmen. One reason involves their lack of understanding of alcohol tolerance. The other reason involves a conversation I overheard in my psychology class today. A couple adorable little cherubs were arguing over whether "Cheetah" counted as a proper last name for everyone's favorite snack food campaign cartoon, "Chester Cheetah". Now of course this sounds just like something my friends and I would argue over, but there are two important differences: first, we would probably not be sober. Second, WE ARE NOT FRESHMEN. I was once a freshman too, and I wondered why we were treated with such disdain. Now I understand, and I will admit, I was one of those stupid freshmen. But I'm not anymore so back to le rant...
Freshy 1: Well maybe, like, his agent made him change it cuz it's like alliteration.
Freshy 2: Yeah like I guess the chip companies or whatever think it sounds cool.
I don't know, maybe he's a FUCKING CARTOON CHEETAH.
'Tis all,
Texass
Freshy 1: Well maybe, like, his agent made him change it cuz it's like alliteration.
Freshy 2: Yeah like I guess the chip companies or whatever think it sounds cool.
I don't know, maybe he's a FUCKING CARTOON CHEETAH.
'Tis all,
Texass
posted by nordicbitch and texass at 4:51 PM
5 Comments:
Everyone knows that Chester had to change his last name when he got the Cheetos gig.
He was born Chester Dachild MoLester.
There are not too many reasons to rejoice in not being really young anymore. This is one of them.
i beg to differ Texass. I know sophomores who don't know how to hold their liquor yet either. You know who I'm talking bout.
You ever seen Stand By Me? You remember the argument about Superman versus Mighty Mouse? You remember that the characters were supposed to be, like, twelve?
Yeah.
What about Toucan Sam? They probaby made him drop the last name all together. I bet his parents were pissed!
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