La Historia... dun dun DUUUN

So I'm not even kidding, this is how it went down:

Texass: hahahahahhahahaha
Texass: we should start a blog
Texass: and be awesomely retarded like that
NordicBitch: we so should-the only thing is incentive for people to read it
Texass: bahaha
Texass: that's why we force them under threat of murdering their families
NordicBitch: we could promise to post boobie pictures if we get 100,000 readers
Texass: oooooh you're so smart

I wasn't being sarcastic, it's a great idea. IT'S ON.

spontaneously combusting,
Texass

P.S. - NordicBitch stole my STD joke. Or are they supposed to be called "VD's"... cuz either way they both sound bad.